"When I saw this 'MODELS WANTED' flyer I knew it was either going to be a legit gig or a totally bogus sex scam. I was down for either. If someone wants to give me a shot at being a model, great. If they just want to fuck..even better. So I get to the address and it's like some hotel room. I already knew how it was going to go down; I just hoped the guy inside was cute. When he opened the door I was really glad I didn't wear a bra. He was cute! So I told him, 'Let's cut the bullshit, I know this isn't a real audition. Just fucking suck my titties.' I guess he must've liked how straightforward I was because he really fucked the shit out of me. You know, guys don't have to make up these elaborate stories and auditions to get girls to fuck.