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Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, "I'm a nympho,"and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn't bother asking them. There are many things we can say about Kelsey.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch.

It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady.

The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.

At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear! At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not.