Big tit super-legend Linsey Spreads & fucks for you!
Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn't you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider's web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before.
Horny Flash Back
Social scientists, women's magazine writers and sexologists claim that females are more turned on by the purple prose of literary sex than by the graphic visuals of videos. They cite the huge sales figures of Harlequin romance novels and similar books as additional proof. "Men watch videos and look at photos in magazines; women like to read about sex," they say. "They prefer to use their imagination more." This new Linsey video shakes this opinion up as LDM watches herself in hardcore action (a trailer tape for Ultimate Linsey).