Christy Marks » Hootered Hooker

Let's pretend for a second that Christy Marks is a hooker. Wait, we're not throwing around the term loosely here. We're not saying it in the terms of "That girl is such a hooker because she is with a different guy all the time." No, that is not how we mean it. We're saying close your eyes. Imagine that you are on a desolate street and you spot a prostitute selling her fleshy wares to the highest bidder. That's the kind of hooker we are referring to.